Top Ten Things About My Boyfriend’s Cat Which Further Diminish My Ability To Appreciate Any Cat

04May07

Parades around like she doesn’t know how fat she is
Hates Björk
Sarcasm-resistant
Thinks she’s so tough
Can’t spell worth beans
Homophobic
Voted for Harper
Won Oscar pool and then lorded it over everybody
Sleeps on plastic bag, considers it “comfy”
Deeply religious

(not his cat, but you get the idea)

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