1. Transit fares are paid when you get on the bus/streetcar, not after 10 minutes of fumbling in your purse.
  2. When it’s your turn at the cineplex cashier, it’s helpful to have already decided which damn movie you want to see.
  3. Grey’s Anatomy is a really, really, really shitty show.
  4. Proof of the existence of god is as convincing as proof of the existence of Santa Clause.
  5. After the grocery store cashier rings your items through, she expects you to pay, as do the rest of us in the line behind you.
  6. Your amusement at your inability to choose “sprinkles or caramel” on your specialty coffee beverage at the coffee stand is not shared by all of the people waiting in line behind you for a regular damn cup of coffee.
  7. Unless your name is Stanley Tucci, Chris Meloni or Jason Statham, the probability of you winning in the case of You v. My Boyfriend approaches zero.

7 Responses to “Surprise!”

  1. 1 Andrew

    …while we’re on the subject of Tucci, Meloni and Statham…at the moment, Daniel Craig trumps ALL! He would fill out any foursome quite nicely, don’t you think?!

  2. 2 Unfamous

    Because I am a shallow, gossipy bitch, I find Grey’s Anatomy more interesting now that the cast is choking each other.

  3. 3 Sarah

    Being on the recieving side of idiots who don’t know what supposed to happen after being rung out is pretty terrible, too. Worse yet, you have to stand by the till and be all nice and sunshiney while ever fibre of your being wants desperately to smack the oblivious right out of them.

  4. 4 John A

    …and when you let out a little whimper/sigh/cut eye to the purse fumbler, 9 times out of 10 they’ll ask YOU to ‘be patient and CONSIDERATE.’ irony is not my friend.

    and thanks calming my fear of commitment to watching Grey’s. i can’t stand all this peer pressure to watch ANOTHER hospital drama. didn’t they all sleep with each other on ER years ago? next.

  5. 5 ddemchuk

    I am personally loving the people who are consumed with fear at leaving the comfort of the escalator and so, at the top or at the bottom, they step off and. just. stand. there.

  6. 6 Paul

    Jason Statham I can see, along with Daniel Craig, as mentioned above, but Stanley Tucci? Seriously?


  7. 7 bstewart23

    It’s hard to dismantle 20 years of lust for Tucci and I can’t think of a single reason why I should. I saw The Core for him, ferchrissakes!
    I can even remember the first time I saw him… walking down an East Village street in 501s and a white wifebeater in a Coke ad. Changed me forever, that did.

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