Gay Porn Breakfast Cereals

21Nov06

Top Ten Breakfast Cereal Names Which Could Also Be Gay Porn Titles:

  1. Body Buddies (General Mills)
  2. G.I. Joe Action Stars (Ralston Purina)
  3. Golden Grahams (General Mills)
  4. Cocoa Pops (Kellogg’s) / Apple Jacks (Kellogg’s) — tie
  5. Ranger Joe Popped Wheat Honnies (Nabisco)
  6. Grape Nuts (Post)
  7. Trio (Nestle)
  8. Cream of Wheat (Nabisco)
  9. Rice Cream Flakes (Nabisco)
  10. Sunny Boy (Schroeder Milling) / Trix (General Mills) — tie

Honourable mention: Fruity Pebbles (Post), Fruity Freakies (Ralston Purina) and Fruit Islands (Ralston Purina).



2 Responses to “Gay Porn Breakfast Cereals”

  1. 1 Ian

    I have never heard of Ranger Joe Popped Wheat Honnies but that would be a great name for a band. A gay band from the prairies – even better.

  2. 2 bstewart23

    Apparently the name was eventually changed to the more traditional “Honeys” spelling, but I prefer the original, especially after Ranger Joe popped his wheat all over them.


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