Top Ten Things About My Boyfriend’s Cat Which Further Diminish My Ability To Appreciate Any Cat

04May07
  1. Parades around like she doesn’t know how fat she is
  2. Hates Björk
  3. Sarcasm-resistant
  4. Thinks she’s so tough
  5. Can’t spell worth beans
  6. Homophobic
  7. Voted for Harper
  8. Won Oscar pool and then lorded it over everybody
  9. Sleeps on plastic bag, considers it “comfy”
  10. Deeply religious

Cat Bible
(not his cat, but you get the idea)



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