Archive for the ‘Sarcasm’ Category

Happy “Mission Accomplished” Day! 1 May 2003

Useful: Audio CliffsNotes. For those who don’t have time to not be bothered to read the actual literature. Nightmare: Kevin Spacey’s Yoga Universe DVD. Two wildly-overrated (and incredibly annoying) things, together at last.

Hey, Donald Trump’s coming to Toronto! To Bay Street! And all the superclassy, high-quality design and construction you expect from a man lauded for his swank neckwear are on their way to the corner of Bay and Adelaide Streets! Particularly classy and loaded with integrity is the sexy, renaissancey promotional banner at the construction site: […]

Continuing an informal competition between Canada and the United States of America, based on a series of completely arbitrary, wildly unfair and predictably mean-spirited criteria. #5: Delusional, Man-Handed, Right-Wing Hags Evidence: Sexy Bitch Ann Coulter (USA) and Kittenish Rachel Marsden (Canada) Advantage: USA. Marsden seemed to have an early edge, thanks to her complicity in […]

I’ve stated this before, and it should come as a surprise to no one, but I must urge in the strongest way possible whichever government bodies deal with citizen dunderheadedness, whichever regulatory commission under whose aegis this falls, to immediately enact legislation outlawing public stupidity, and to empower officials within designated organizations to perform triage […]

Please poo on toilet seats. This ABM station for cellphone calls only. 24-Hour Bike Lane: Parking Allowed 7:00 AM – 7:00 PM. '8 Items or Less' a suggestion, not rule. Cellphone use encouraged in cinema during opening credits. Proper personal hygiene not required for old men in gym. Apartment lobby becomes children's playground on weekends. CITY-TV […]

Trump Canada


Dude, America is so fucking awesome! I mean, within days of the international media coverage of Canada's arrest of a gaggle of alleged terrorists in our midst, our mighty neighbour to the south manages to leave us in their dust by killing, like, the second-evillest man alive*.  I mean, how cool is that? They couldn't find al-Zarqawi for years, […]